Sports Drama Enthusiast Prints

'The fans are heading for the exits! Quick, Hughes! Get out there and start a brawl!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Friedrich Schiller

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!