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"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Spelling a newspaper

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Big Issue...'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"How'd it happen?

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."