Sports Deal Juggler Prints

'Billy, they've offered to look the other way on illegal and immoral transgressions if you drop your 'I need to be spoiled rotten' demand.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"I always cry at mergers."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'He pats my back, but I don't pat his.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."