Sports Collector Prints

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'Next up is the actual spectator who caught the record-setting home run ball. Do I hear $100,000?'

"It was a ball, just a ball, so I chewed on it: How was I supposed to know it was signed by hos favourite sportsman?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Mark Gastineau

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kobe Bryant

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

The Babe calls his shot.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Arch of Triumph Save

Suzanne Lenglen

Football addict

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

Jozef Golonka

Indians Smoke Signals.

'Birdie.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'