Sports Championship Prints

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Dangerous Pole Vaulting

UFC on steroids...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

Church for sports worshipers.

Golfing Boss

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The MBA Draft

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Holiday time.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'