Sports Cars Pillows

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'The car can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

This is the quickest way to make a convertible! (low bridge).

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

Sloth Compensating

cars and their owners hairstyles.

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"When you're an adult, you get the coolest clothes...your own set of killer wheels...and a huge, awesome crib!"

'You said you liked red cars.'

'Drive thru bank' with a shorter window for sports cars

'your personalised number-plate says it all...'

Man in small sports car, turns out to be small.

"I can grab the keys if you'd like to try it on."

'Did your boss used to drive red Ferrari?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

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'The money I saved to buy myself a sports car is missing, and now you show up in a new boat. Why do I get the feeling this is no coincidence?'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'I was looking for something a little more passive-aggressive.'

"Who's got the convertible with the top that won't go up?"

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

'You're suffering from a slight case of depression. I'll suggest to you what I suggest to the pro athletes I see - buy 2 Dodge Vipers and call me in the morning.'

Passion for the cars

Corvette with Spoiler

"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."

Carrots on sticks.

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."