Sports Car Lover Mugs

"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

"Hey, kid, how's this for a bitchin' set of wheels?"

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

Corvette with Spoiler

"My flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."

'Finally, it's better to be bald.'

'So, hows the ullage?'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Driverless cars rage.

Useless add-ons.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.