Sports Car Admirer Prints

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Passion for the cars

Man in small sports car, turns out to be small.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Deflator mouse

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.