Sports Award Ceremonies Mugs

Soccer coach of the year.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Win - win

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Employee of the Month

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Happy Champion

Carlo Ancelotti

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.