Sports App Explorer Prints

"How's that new sports handicapping app?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Exercise Bars

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Ready for a run!

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Fitness Course.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Step aerobics

'This is what they call HOT yoga Bernie!'

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Work Out.

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Amber alert... it's a new drinking app."

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

Weightlifting.

'I'm no good at push ups.'

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

How to lose weight.

"I wanted a personal trainer, but not one that made me feel inadequate!"

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."