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"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

scrabble love

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Today's love

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Playing cards.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

A skier and a paraglider

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

World Cup Fan.

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"