Sports App Aficionado Pillows

Ready for a run!

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

scrabble love

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Playing cards.

Today's love

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

A skier and a paraglider

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"