Sporting Heroes Fan Club Prints

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Supermom.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Why Superman flies himself

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

William Tell's Other Four Children

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"What can I DO? I'm Lightning Larry, for God's Sake!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

Birth of a superhero

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

To the Batmobile!

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"