Sporting Events Lover Mugs

"I promised I'd bring him - he could never afford to come when he was alive."

"Now don't forget, you're diving in the third."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Cheerleaders

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?