Sport Mixologist Pillows

Bowling pins in a swimming pool.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Been there, drunk that."

Mediterranean Martini

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'