Spooky Vibes Seeker Prints

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Welcome Ghost.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Gustave Charpentier

Ghosts from around the world

"You never know what will catch on!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Cherub string quartets

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Wotan

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

John Lennon

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Centaur Driver

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

The Headless Horseman

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

You said the house had cathedral ceilings but nothing about a cathedral basement.