Spooky Supper Clubber Mugs

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Rump roast?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Ghostbasters 3

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"The Mashed Potato Casserole with Creamed Spinach, Baked Egg and Garlic is half price tonight, sir. It's horrible."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Your Dinner is in the Tin

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Red Hat Society.

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

"Thank you for the Posh nosh!"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

The Wokking Dead

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Ladies Drinking In The Dinning Room After The Men Retire To The Drawing Room.

"It's burns night."

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"