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'I did go to the bathroom, but since I was up anyway, I decided to drop in over here.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

The dark side of the moon

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."