Spoiled Kid Humor Prints

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Now listen: The big hairy ones are the hunters, while the smaller ones with long hair are the gatherers...'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Teacher's pet dog

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'm training him."

'How do you like school?'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."