Split-decision Strategist Mugs

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Our Two Parties, Explained

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We need to eliminate the middleman."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'So push has come to shove...'

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

What's your exit strategy?

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'We'd like one pizza cut into eleven pieces.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

Hopeful Liberty

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dronin'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'To put it simply, our policy just isn't complicated enough.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.