Spiritualism Prints

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

"Every day in every way I'm getting gullibler and gullibler."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Chicken Séance,

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'I felt the glass move!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

"Is om even a word?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."