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'This citation is for finally making that U-Turn in your life.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pharaoh Cocoon

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Courage. Love.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'You've changed.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

Quick Spring Fling

Steve found himself on his travels.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"The court granted me a new identity!"