Spiritual Selfie-taker Prints

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Astronaut Selfie.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

The invention of the Selfie

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

'I'm texting my inner child.'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Palm Top Readings

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

Santa Claus

Binary meditation.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'This is probably not the right time to be taking a 'selfie'.'

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"I want to get away to it all."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"Just one quickie for all the doubters back home."

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

Stupa - Drunken Stupa

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."