Spiritual Postal Enthusiast Mugs

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Letter to God

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

Racers' Gate.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.