Spiritual Organizer Mugs

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

God's Sticky Notes

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

Summer Outing Planning

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Progress is coming right along!"

A catch-all is born.

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'