Spiritual Illustrator T-Shirts

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Rapunzel in the Morning

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bubble gum leaves

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Super pets.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

The Frog Prince

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Caterpillar Portrait

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."