Spiritual Encounter Seeker Prints

"I have grave news."

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Home depot."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"All we have left is standing room only."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zenemies.

"Needs to get a life"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Unguided imagery