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Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Tempest in a Teapot

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

World Economics

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Unconditional Surrender

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Crisis of values

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Taming the beast of the free market...

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'