Spiritual Aviator Prints

'Father Touy here is our diocese pilot.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

FAQs.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Show off."

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"