Spiritual Animal Admirer Pillows

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"I hate it when we fight."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Too much concealer?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."