Spiritual Animal Admirer Pillows

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

"Too much concealer?"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.