Spirited Humor Seeker Prints

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

Unicorn Working From Home

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Shoe repair

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

Meds Toast

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Guru Shifted Thinking

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."