Spirit Surfers Prints

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Run, Mike, Run!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Cheerleaders

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Life Extension Journal.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Hell's Bells Whisky

Screenior citizen

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"