Spirit Of The Season Seeker Pillows

"OK. You're the Ghost of Christmas Present. Quite amusing. Now go away!"

Welcome Spring.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Fleas Navidad.

'It's baseball season!'

Ice Skater

Snowman

Santa CGI Effect

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Marley's Ghost

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Dog's Christmas list.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Five

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."