Spirit Chaser Mugs

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

Boo'ed on stage.

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Try thinking about something else."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Unguided imagery

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"