Spirit Captain T-Shirts

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Jumping cheerleaders

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Cheerleaders

Wine...Spirits...

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

Thanks Team

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Christmas.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Bowl-A-Rama

Sporting School of Exellence

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Santa on Autopilot

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

Deodorant required.

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'