Spirit Captain T-Shirts

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Jumping cheerleaders

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

Cheerleaders

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Wine...Spirits...

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names.'

Thanks Team

Christmas.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Bowl-A-Rama

Sporting School of Exellence

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."

Santa on Autopilot

'Nice to have the rank and file picket with us.'

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

Deodorant required.