Spinning Classes Pillows

To get a more intense workout, the spinning class at Gervmont Health Club worse hip waders the whole time.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

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