Spinal Saga Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Wotan with eye patch

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Virgil

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Dali Paints His Dreams

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

Valkyrie.

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

Sauron's Sore Eye

"Luke, come over to the light side."

'What'

Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

'If Tony Soprano muscled in on the Corleone family, who would win?'

In the old room

'Anybody home?'

"Swag."

Where chiropractors go on holiday

"Get the pliers yourself."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 7

The Colonisation of Space.

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fisher a Message...

'Go, Meacham!'

My first vertebra.

'Captain, you're not commanding this life boat after that fiasco.'