Spin Storytelling Fan Pillows

Truth center & spin control.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Recalculating route..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Isabel Allende

Moby Dick

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Always a bigger fish.

This side is the gag reel.

Günter Grass

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.