Spin Sleuth Mugs

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Office of the PR of the United States

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'