Spike Lee Enthusiast Gifts

"I've seen most of Spike Lee's movies, so I know what you must be going through."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"Respect man!"

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Barack Obama.

"He was choking, so I performed a Heimlich maneuver that I saw on a medical documentary. . . Oh, hang on. It may have been a Bruce Lee documentary."

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Sign Carriers On Strike

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

Eelton John