Spike Enthusiast Pillows

Tree Huggers USA: Mexican Representative is somewhat prickled.

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

New Shoes.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Shoe addict.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Hypnotoon

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'