Spider Adventurer Mugs

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Evolution.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Second lifeReal life.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."