Spicy Romance Mugs

'Wow...exciting!...Now what?'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Summer wants.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

Chilli

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

Thanks for the memories!

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"Try one ? they're malicious."

Dreaming of Summer

'It's a cookbook!'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"I hope you like your curry hot."

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

"Is there something you want to tell me Gerald?"

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"Well, after we talked last summer, you never called me. I figured you lost interest."

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

Hell's kitchen /Beans only.

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Minute Rice.

Mortkey, we've got to work on what we learned in obedience school. Can you sit? House of Java .net Cybercafe. If you sit, I'll give you a slice of Hawaiian pizza with extra jalapenos. A victory for obedience, bribery, or Domino's? For a soda, I'll agree not to throw up on your couch.

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

'Primordial soup, healthy & nurturing!'