Spicy Food Challenger Mugs

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

"Meh, I've had hotter."

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Sriracha"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'How's the curry?'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

The morning after the night before.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'