Spice Collector Mugs

Old Spice

Ten spice jars which haven't been used in a kitchen are shown.

Daylight saving

Come dine with me!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Flying sauces.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Fresh pepper?"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Men's cooking'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Cook in the cookery section.