Spending Quality Time Prints

Domestic wines

'Herb? My wife and I discussed it and we're going to spend time together today.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Office pics on dinner table.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Home Sweet Home

Swinging

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."