Spelunker With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

Fly Fishing

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

New York Netherworld

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Gesundheit!"

"Very funny."

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

The protestor's complaint. Chiropractor. My back won't let me stand up for what I believe in, but it also won't let me just take things sitting down.

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

"It appears to have all the physical properties of a normal plant. . . Hello - what's this?"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'