Spells Mugs

'Needs more kale.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Here we are."

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It'll never replace bat wings and eye of newt. . . but it'll certainly live up the next coven."

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

"The best spell is sneezing."

Newt sale

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Witch's Brew.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

The Wizard.

Man marks at a sign marked 'Neighbourhood Witch Area' - then turns into a frog.

'..and one for the pot.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."

Witch Parrot

"Devi's brew?"

Hello Spell

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'