Spelling Explorer Prints

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Punctuation Police

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

Punch Initials - P

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'The Writer'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

Zen Voodoo

'Therapist is one word George!'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

Witch's Brew

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

Dyslexic Doomsayers.