Spelling Bee Drop-out Mugs

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Kardiff.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Spell Cheque

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Quality Contorl.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

Heavenly angles

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

"I'm not good with letters."

'Can you spell that?'

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

"Very good; and for a further ten points, can you turn me back again?"

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

A bet over spelling