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'You can speed it up if you want.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Runner going through hurdles.

Sloth traffic jam.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Cactus Huggers

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

Tortoise Football Fan

Live from Lincoln Center.

Shop Local

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

'Do they make me look thinner?'

In 'n out lung transplant.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Buckaroo Rogers

Please Invest Generously

Watching the Street Band